Who knew inssurance truly paid off?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Jack Off Jill (why the hell am I posting in the first place?) on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2013 15:50:15

A new nurse is being given the tour of his new workplace.
He and a fellow nurse walk the hallways of the hospital. Passing one of the rooms he sees a nurse mounted on top of a patient having rough passionate sex.

"What on earth is this nurse doing?!" He asked. The other nurse casually replies "this man has a very rare condition. If he doesn't ejaculate 6 or more times a day, his balls fill up with pressure and literally explode."

The new nurse, stunned, but content with the answer continues on with his tour of the hospital. A few doors down he sees a man bored and sighing, masturbating to a hardcore porn.
"And this man? " the new nurse asked.

The other nurse response "Oh, this man? He has the same condition as the patient with the exploding balls a few doors down. But that patient has better insurance."

Post 2 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Wednesday, 21-Aug-2013 13:47:16

Lol nice, and nearly believable.

Post 3 by Dolce Eleganza (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 21-Aug-2013 16:11:53

lmfaooo Jodeci!